Aubin? AUBIN?? CALL 911!!

Aubin? Aubin? Call 911.

Those words are burned in my head. They might be the scariest phrase I have ever heard.

Sunday, Aubin had a febrile seizure. The days prior she was not feeling her best by any means. She was tired, cranky and had a terrible cough which led to her throwing up after every feeding. Her temperature ranged from 101-104, and we attributed it to her teething. Around 2pm Levi brought her to me and said, do you think she looks a bit blue?? And she did. My parents were visiting from Ohio, and my dad uses a CPap machine so I went upstairs, let her lay on my chest, and put his CPap in front of her face and she perked right up. Right there I should have known I needed to take her to the emergency room. Then around 7, we decided that it was time to go to the ER because she was just miserable. I was on  the phone with our insurance trying to figure out what hospital was covered (again terrible mom not knowing that!!) and I hear those awful words…Aubin? AUBIN?? CALL 911!!

That was by far the scariest three minutes of my life. I was on the phone with 911, my mom and Levi were with Aubin, and my dad was getting things we needed to go to the hospital. Everyone just knew their roles, kept as calm as possible, and focused on helping Aubs. Watching your child convulse, be unresponsive, and turn blue is absolutely the worst, most helpless feeling in the world. The paramedics showed up and explained she had a Febrile Seizure as a result of her 104 temperature. A baby has these seizures to regulate their temperature if it gets too high. Aubin was strapped into the ambulance and she just looked so scared and upset.

The ride to Duke took forever, or so it seemed. She got sick twice on the way there and her heart rate was over 200 but her oxygen was in the low 80s. Once we were in the emergency department they tried to start an IV on her. She was stuck 4 times before they brought in the ultrasound to get her vein. Awful. Again, holding your child down so someone can make them a pin cushion is just awful. After that she went for a chest xray where we found out she had bacterial pneumonia-which was causing all of her coughing. We were admitted around 1 am.

The next 3 days were full of nurses, doctors, temp and oxygen checks. Aubin was unable to regulate her O2 levels so she needed a nasal cannula and then a tube called a blow by to make sure she was getting enough. She was just not herself and just wanted to cuddle all day and all night long. One of us would sleep with her in our chair while the other slept on the floor of the hospital room. While it wasn’t the most ideal situation, we made the best of it. 

The last day, we were cleared to take her with us to the cafeteria in a wagon and low and behold we ran into our doctor. Aubin was alert and happy when we saw him, and once he saw her, he said that we would be going home that day!

Aubin is doing much better but we are still on alert for any difference in her. We went out and purchased 500 bottles of baby Motrin so we can give it to her at the first sign of a fever. The hardest thing about this is knowing that there is a high possibility that this can happen again. All we can do is be as vigilant and prepared as possible. I wish we would have known about febrile seizures from day one. If I could tell anyone who has kids, please be mindful of temperatures and trust your gut so you don’t know have to go through what we went through. 

Thank you to everyone for the calls, texts, facetimes, emails, visits, food, thoughts and prayers. We truly appreciate all of you and so does little miss!! 

Do Great Things

Linds

Unsolicited Advice to New Moms

Everyone I know is currently knocked up. All I want to do is rub all your bellies and gloat over how beautiful you all look!!! After counting off the top of my head, 10 of my friends are going to be parents in 2016!! Another one of my good friends told me that they were pregnant yesterday and she was asking me some mama questions so I figured, ehh what new mom doesn’t LOVE unsolicited advice??

When people play the Name Game with you, tell them to go to hell. Your kid, your name. This is the one time in your life you get to be mean and not have to have feelings about it.

Buy yourself some maternity clothes asap. Buy them big because you will get big. They are comfy, happy, and make you and tiny look awesome.  I secretly wish I could still wear some of my pants and shirts from when I had my huge belly. When you are done buying clothes, go grab yourself some rainbow chip frosting because you are pregnant and that shit is amazing.

If you can, workout during your pregnancy. I truly believe that is what made the delivery and recovery so easy on me. Walk, run, lift, do what you do just keep moving with the approval of your doctor.

You get one flip out at work. One. Use it wisely. I had a super ugly, Kim Kardashian cry in my bosses office---not my finest moment and I felt like I wasted my flip. You are allowed to have psycho emotions so use it to your advantage.

Do NOT feel bad if you don’t immediately feel head over heels for this tiny alien creation that just popped into your life. It is honestly terrifying, scary and awesome all at the same time. It is a super hard emotion to process. If we are being honest, I needed time due to my Postpartum and it was around the time of Aubins first smile that my heart was stolen.

Magnesium Citrate-Its gross but that first poop after you have pushed a human out of your nethers is just not fun. Mix this devils concoction with some sprite and give yourself 2 hours. It will be the most welcomed diarrhea that you have ever had!! Trust me, you will thank me.

However you decide to feed your kid is the correct way. You will have so many people tell you about this. YOU HAVE TO BREASTFEED, YOU SHOULD USE FORMULA. This is one of those times that you can use your work flip out if necessary. It doesn’t matter who this person is, you are allowed to tell them to F off. Whatever works for you and your baby is the correct way of doing things.

The sooner you do Crying it out/Ferber method/shut the hell up and go to sleep child the more sleep you will get. This was the hardest for me. We tried Ferberizing Aubin at 4 months and 6 months but I just couldn’t do it. Her screaming just pierced my heart and made me want to die. Its like it just rung in my head screaming “You suck and you are a terrible mother, she is going to be messed up and have parent issues when she grows up” UGH. Well apparently my heart has gone cold in the last week because I just needed sleep so badly that we just let her cry one night. I was so frustrated and crabby that I just couldn’t. Cry tiny sister cry. Then cry some more. 25 minutes later she hunkered down and passed out. Well damn that was okay. The next night, 6 minutes. 6. My sleep tracker said I got 7:59 hours of sleep. That is almost 8 hours…of sleep. Praise newborn baby Jesus.

what a creep :)

All you mamas and mamas to be are just so awesome!! Enjoy this because it goes by fast. As with all unsolicited advice, feel free to disregard anything that you have read. Do what you do because it is your kid and you will have mommy instincts. Just love on that muffin and get all the baby sniffs in before they have oreo all over their face and smell like dirt!

Do Great Things and Happy Holidays!!

Lindsey

Come on, Get Down with the Sickness!!!!

I am pretty sure that there is some form of the plague going around. Definitely the black plague to be exact. Everyone in our home has had it, and it is coming back around. My sickness started 5 weeks ago with a beautiful bout of pink eye. I think my system was below par and then wham bam, death. I was absolutely dead in my tracks. I of course went to the doctor and he said, welcome to winter-goodluck!! I asked him for an inhaler because I had a CrossFit competition the next day and was pretty certain I was going to die. (sidenote we would have placed had I not been a loser---sorry Katherine-I couldn’t breathe) 

I thought we had made it out of the woods and only I had gotten down with the sickness, but noooooOOOOO. After two weeks my poor princess got it.

Check out my snot bubble!!!

Not only did she get sick but she had Croup. It was so awful. She barked like a seal being cut by a chainsaw. When babies have Croup it is beneficial for them to breathe cold air to help reduce the inflammation in their lungs. We sat outside and went for plenty of walks in the cold!! 

I cant even begin to tell you how much puke has been spewed on my face, chest, legs, her chair and carpet. Oddly enough, Levi has seemed to come out clean as a whistle on the puke front. Go figure. On top of the Croup, she had a 103.9 fever, an upper respiratory infection, bi-lateral ear infections, is cutting her top two teeth, and is going through a leap. Johnsons apparently go hard.

On top of her being sick for 14 days, I had to leave for a work trip to go to Boston. Levi was awesome and stayed home with her for a whole week because she couldn’t go to daycare. What a trooper he is. Taking care of a healthy baby all day is exhausting, let alone taking care of a sickly one!!

She is finally getting over the mass quantity of crud she has been dealing with but I on the other hand, STILL am jacked up. My ears hurt, I cant breathe out of my nose and I have nasty coughing fits. Here is to Levi staying out of the line of fire and a healthy Christmas for all!!

Do Great Things!!

Linds

The Most Beautiful Christmas Angel Ever

Ever since I can remember Christmas was never my thing. It lost is luster for me when it became all about stressing over the perfect presents and spending more money than I have. Don't even get me started on dragging all of the damn red and green decoration rubbermades from out of the attic. That shit if for the birds. Evil takes a form in assembling the Christmas tree. Lights, ornaments and sticky candy canes for animals and babies to break...not to mention cuts all over my hands from the fake plastic needles. Aubin seem to like it though. 

Well this year the tides are beginning to turn.  This tiny princess is making me love all things red and Santa! I mean LOOK at her!! How could you not be excited for this madness??

   

I have the great fortune of knowing an awesome guy from the gym whose wife is an amazing photographer. We set up a mini session to get some photos of tiny done for Christmas cards and some family Picts. We had to decorate the house BEFORE thanksgiving (the cardinal sin of all thanksgiving lovers) I went Pinterest crazy and had a whole countertop of props, a shit ton of outfit changes and a lighted backdrop. We used her deer head in her nursery for some super cute mistletoe pictures too!!

In two hours I could not have been more happy with the photos we got. I have no idea how I am going to pick my favorites out of all these!! Aubin should basically be a baby model. Here is the link to all of her pictures!!! 

If you need a GREAT photographer look up Three Regions Photography here! She does amazing work and has really decent prices as well!! 

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

Do Great Things!!
Linds&Aubin

Rules to taking a tiny person trick or treating

Halloween is a pretty great holiday if I do say so myself. You get to dress up and be whatever you want to be, and then people give you food for it. And not nutritious food, but junk that rots your face hole. What could honestly be better??

Here are my rules to taking your child trick or treating

You MUST have a ridiculously cute costume. Extra bonus points for a couples costume.

a.       Aubin and her boyfriend El decided to be an old couple. They kept holding hands and just looking at each other like their baby hearts would not beat if the other wasn’t there. The cuteness was overwhelming.

     Don’t be an asshole

a.       If your child is capable of walking, there is no reason to drive your child from house to house. If you do, the world hates you. You are already getting diabetes from all the candy and now you aren’t even getting any physical activity from running from house to house. I really don’t even think that pouring rain is a good excuse-you want candy? You better buck up champ and bring an umbrella.

b.      “But Lindsey, I am not able to keep an eye on my kids when they are walking, that means I have to walk too!!” …Remember that time you were a responsible adult and took care of your children and actually engaged with them??  Get over it and walk.  

     Try your best to plan naps during the day.

a.       There is about a 100% chance that your bedtime routine will be jacked up. Not only was our bedtime schedule messed up, but it was also daylight savings time. Talk about your ultimate F you to the parents. Let’s keep your kids up, give them sugar (if they are old enough) and then have them wake up an hour early because their bodies don’t get it. Just bullshit if you ask me-pure bullshit.

     Get the neighbors involved for optimal candy distribution.

a.       We truly bought our house because we met our neighbor at our first showing. He said that there were families that all had babies under 1 (now they are 2 and 3) and sometimes they meet in the cul-de-sac and drink beer with the baby monitors. Done- the Johnsons are all over that. All of our neighbors are absolutely amazing. So for Halloween we all got together in the cul-de-sac and paraded our kids around so everyone could see their awesome costumes and get oodles of candy.

                                                               i.      We also have some random college renters that went above and beyond and gave our full size candy bars and then gave beers to the parents. Yes, college kids- you make my heart full and I love you.

    Get candy for babies that obviously can’t eat it.

a.       Here is where I was torn. My kid looks cute as hell but there is no way that she can eat any of this candy. I felt like a loser taking her and Eli to people’s houses that I didn’t know and asking for candy. Trick or Treat?!?!- Mama only wants Milky Ways, and Twix Bars!!!! Aubin ended up getting just a small amount of candy which was perfect because we ate it all and totally didn’t need any of it.

    Take millions of pictures

a.       DUH look at my kid! Of course I am taking millions of pictures and I am going to shove them down your throat via social media and you will like it. 

Do Great things

Linds

Sleep is a thing of the past

Sleep: a condition of body and mind such as that which typically recurs for several hours every night, in which the nervous system is relatively inactive, the eyes closed, the postural muscles relaxed, and consciousness practically suspended.

Sleep when you have a child: Just kidding that definition doesn’t exist.

We never really had a bad four month sleep regression but it definitely reared its evil head at 5 and a half months. Baby doll has been waking up 4 to 5 times a night and eating two of those times because I don’t know how to calm her and get her back to sleep. Against my better mom judgement, usually around 4am when we have all had enough, we bring her in our bed and co-sleep with her. She zonks out...mainly because I think she digs on the Tempurpedic mattress (she is a princess after all).

Selfies in mommas bed

At first, she was teething and that sucked. I can only imagine how terrible something poking through your baby gums feels. Then,once her two teeth came in she had no excuse. We even have a super solid bedtime routine too--pick up from day care, play until 6:30, eat some solid food, bath time, book, boobs, and bedtime. What happened to my baby that only woke up at 3 am to eat for 15 minutes and then would peacefully sleep until 6:45?? I can hack that, this up 400 times stuff has got to go.

Bath Time 

Now that she knows how to crawl and pull up on things, sleeping has become a thing of the past. And why not, you can do laps in your crib like Mario Andretti and then use the mesh bumper as a spring board. Really cool Aubin.

Basically, we are haggard and homeless looking every day. We are still drinking mass quantities of coffee and have super short fuses all the time. If we are jerks to you, don’t judge us. It is only a matter of time---she will eventually sleep right!?!?

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Update: the day after I wrote this draft, miss perfect decided that she didn’t want to disappoint us anymore and finally slept from 7:30-5:30!!! I feel like a brand new woman!! I'm sure it was a onetime event but lets all cross our fingers and toes that she keeps it up!!

Do Great Things

Linds

Baby Teeth are the Work of the Devil

I am fairly certain that baby teeth are the work of the devil. God was creating these perfect little humans and the big D came in and had to put his nasty sprinkle of awfulness into the mix. Poor tinygirl has been cutting teeth for the past week and she is no less than super pissed.

She is pretty normal during the day—happy, playing and crawling. But when it comes time for bedtime, ho-ly crap, she is not a happy camper. I have tried every trick in the book. Cold teethers, Orajel, teething tablets, baby motrin, sophie, cold things in her mesh teether—basically whatever I can get my hands on to help her not be miserable at night. 

The only thing that semi calms her down is bringing her in bed with us. I really don’t want to start doing that and getting her used to it because, well, I like my bed, and my husband. I also want to continue to sleep like a starfish and not have to worry about rolling over and pancaking my child. [I know co-sleeping works for some people—that’s super cool—I am just not one of those people, no judgement do what makes you happy]

Also, 2 weekends ago we went to the lake with our friends. We had a ton of fun but when I got home I noticed that tiny lady had these crazy bumps on her!! We took her to the doctor and they said she had Chiggers!! Meeehhhhh. After putting Hydrocortisone on them, I did some research and people had been saying, “put clear nail polish on them-it will suffocate the chigger and then they will heal” I thought that was crazy but hey it worked. 

I am hoping that right now we are just in the perfect storm of her sucking at sleeping because honestly, I am exhausted. We are all exhausted. We may be getting about 3-4 hours of sleep a night for the past 2 weeks. I don’t know about y’all but I don’t operate that way. I have been living on 4 cups of coffee and broken dreams. I am just hoping she pops her little self right out of this torture soon before we all go berserk. Any thoughts on how to help tame this tooth beast that is hurting my princess?

Do great things!

Linds