Link up!!!!

Finish the sentence linkup with Jake and Holly. They are giving away a gift card for the funniest replies---I have funny replies.

Unlike my Siblings (that I love very much)- I decided to move away from Ohio, and start my own life in NC!! See ya winter, you are no longer welcome in my life. Peace out bitches.

My best friend says... I am abrasive but genuine. I agree with this 100%. I do genuinely care about people but I have no problem telling them they are ridiculous.

People call me... Linda. Only because "Linds" gets autocorrected to Linda on the iphone. Siri blows.

The best part of my day... When I leave the office and have 15 minutes of "me time" on the drive home.

I really don't understand... Why people cannot act like adults and why everyone is so afraid of "hurting someones feelings." If something is wrong-tell them, and then Get a damn helmet.

I get really annoyed... at everything lately--please see Karma for an explanation. Here is my current list: talking too loud, snotting at your desk, people who are being a pussy, my weight, my tires on my car, having to sweep hardwoods everyday, and not having enough lives in Candy Crush.

There's nothing like a... good "boom" in the morning. I mean you can sit, catch up on your social media, play some Candy Crush, lose a few onces or pounds depending on what you ate the day before...Its just a perfect time. you were all thinking it-I just said it.

Lately, I can't get enough... Freaking Candy Crush!!!! What in the world is wrong with me!!!!

One thing I am NOT is... serious. Everything is a joke to me. I like to laugh, and make others laugh too.

I spent too much money on... everything. freaking everyday I am cutting a check for something. If I had to pick one thing it would be food. We love us some grocery shopping. It is like our bonding time. Food = Love

I want to learn.... how to knit. Like grandma style. Afghans, booties, hats for everyone!!!

If I ever met Kid President in real life , I would... give him a fist pound and say "You are Freaking Awesome!" and then I would say that I love Space Jam too!!

I can't stop... picking at Levi. Seriously, its a problem. Hair, scabs, zits...OMG I love them!! This also transfers to my own body. Any time I have a zit, I cannot focus until I pop it. This usually lands me with a big nasty red gunky spot of my face or a nice scar. Dudes dig scars.

Never have I ever... I suck so bad at this game. I lose every time. hussy.

Reese Witherspoon... is smokin hot. She might be on my free pass list. Get it gurrlll.

This whole thing made me kinda miss myspace lol I used to love those little surveys.

Do great things

Linds