Link up!!!!

Finish the sentence linkup with Jake and Holly. They are giving away a gift card for the funniest replies---I have funny replies.

Unlike my Siblings (that I love very much)- I decided to move away from Ohio, and start my own life in NC!! See ya winter, you are no longer welcome in my life. Peace out bitches.

My best friend says... I am abrasive but genuine. I agree with this 100%. I do genuinely care about people but I have no problem telling them they are ridiculous.

People call me... Linda. Only because "Linds" gets autocorrected to Linda on the iphone. Siri blows.

The best part of my day... When I leave the office and have 15 minutes of "me time" on the drive home.

I really don't understand... Why people cannot act like adults and why everyone is so afraid of "hurting someones feelings." If something is wrong-tell them, and then Get a damn helmet.

I get really annoyed... at everything lately--please see Karma for an explanation. Here is my current list: talking too loud, snotting at your desk, people who are being a pussy, my weight, my tires on my car, having to sweep hardwoods everyday, and not having enough lives in Candy Crush.

There's nothing like a... good "boom" in the morning. I mean you can sit, catch up on your social media, play some Candy Crush, lose a few onces or pounds depending on what you ate the day before...Its just a perfect time. you were all thinking it-I just said it.

Lately, I can't get enough... Freaking Candy Crush!!!! What in the world is wrong with me!!!!

One thing I am NOT is... serious. Everything is a joke to me. I like to laugh, and make others laugh too.

I spent too much money on... everything. freaking everyday I am cutting a check for something. If I had to pick one thing it would be food. We love us some grocery shopping. It is like our bonding time. Food = Love

I want to learn.... how to knit. Like grandma style. Afghans, booties, hats for everyone!!!

If I ever met Kid President in real life , I would... give him a fist pound and say "You are Freaking Awesome!" and then I would say that I love Space Jam too!!

I can't stop... picking at Levi. Seriously, its a problem. Hair, scabs, zits...OMG I love them!! This also transfers to my own body. Any time I have a zit, I cannot focus until I pop it. This usually lands me with a big nasty red gunky spot of my face or a nice scar. Dudes dig scars.

Never have I ever... I suck so bad at this game. I lose every time. hussy.

Reese Witherspoon... is smokin hot. She might be on my free pass list. Get it gurrlll.

This whole thing made me kinda miss myspace lol I used to love those little surveys.

Do great things

Linds

Karma is a rookie biotch.

I think Karma got me today. She is a real B I tell ya.

Back story: I have been a real crabass lately. If I have talked to you in the past week or so, you have probably gotten on my nerves, and I have probably wanted to throat chop you. Doesn’t really matter who you are, I have just been a crappy human being and disliking everyone. It happens right!?

So my good friend Corey Beth was on business here in NC, and we decided to meet up for a morning spin workout just like back in college. Ehyooo!!! We even went early so we could have 20 mins catch up time before hand. Right before we got out of the car, the radio flickered and went crazy, and the locking mechanisms on the door fritzed, and locked and unlocked several times. Being the girl that I am, I removed the key from the ignition, and we exited the demon car not really thinking about it too much. Spin class kicked my already sore legs, and I was tired. After, Corey and I hugged and went our separate ways. Well she did. I stayed put because my car had no desire to start. Cool man, real cool. I called my knight in shining armor LJ, and he rode in on his “gun metal grey” ford focus, to save me.  Obvi, neither of us know jack about cars so the first step was to try and jump it.

No dice. Its 7:00am now and I need to leave for work at 7:37-I'm a sweaty-ass mess and look homeless. The car can wait. We will figure out that money pit later. Not only is my car broken, but I need 4 new tires too. Schwing.

So we drove home, and divided and conquered the morning. LJ made my lunch and I got myself to look like a human. Out the door at 7:43 booyahhhh. Somehow, the silver lining in all this was that I had enough sense to have LJ pack me some yogurt and cottage cheese for my breakfast instead of rollin' with my homies through the Bojangles line. Hooray non-scale victories!! Although a chicken biscuit would have totally cheered me up. 

Now, usually I call Ma and Pa Novak on my way to work. It is our little catch up time. Don’t judge, I am a good freaking daughter. Well today I didn’t call because I had other crap to deal with. I figured I would call home from my desk. “Hey Papa, how are things? Fine. My cars a piece of junk…blah blah blah. Well Linds, here’s what could be wro----DAMNIT, ILL CALL YOU BACK! I JUST SPILLED COFFEE ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD. Yes, there is always time to stop, laugh, and take a picture...

This is after moving my keyboard from on top the huge puddle of coffee.

Well cool. How am I supposed to get anything accomplished with a nasty, soggy,  keyboard? Karma will probably electrocute me. Here are my awesome engineering skills at work. Thank God for Youtube and how to take apart keyboards.

400 mini screws. love that.

 

everyone loves messing with circuits and rubber keyboard plunker things

I got the POS cleaned out and dried off and put it back together. Low and behold it still works. Suck It Karma-I will throat chop you.

Do Better things...

Linds