My inner fat kid loves Jenna Marbles

Ahh Jenna Marbles. My best friend and far away neighbor. Or so I would like to think if we ever met each other. She basically is hitting the nail directly on the head today with this one about falling off the wagon, into the ocean of eating. Damn inner fat kid. I want to put my butt in a bikini.

 

Keeping with Jenna's fat kid confession theme, here is a list of jacked up things that I have done that have involved food in the past few weeks.

1. The answer is, YES I have scrounged up change in the apartment to buy cheeseburgers. No one wants a charge on their credit card that says McDonald's...$4.58 

2. Leveled off 6, 8 inch round cakes and eaten the top cut off parts of ALL OF THEM

3. Tried a spoonful of Crisco, just to see how my frosting was going to taste

4. Eaten a whole bag of chocolate chips, and Hershey kisses which are just giant chocolate chips

5. Oh those new Lays flavored chips- bought all three-demolished the by the next day (My favorite is chicken and waffles BTW)

6. Sometimes I eat sprinkle cheese right out of the bag, with my hand.

7. I have made butter cream just to eat-not to frost a cake. Same goes with Cookies. 

8. I have bought a pre-made, microwavable, personal apple pie, which I ended up eating at 10:30 at night!! WTF

9. Spoonfuls of peanut butter don't really cut it for me. My average PB consumption in one sitting is somewhere around 1/4-1/2 a cup of the creamy, delicious, smooth, delicacy. YUM

10. And lastly, sometimes we roll to the grocery and just by shit because we can. We call them fat nights. Two pizzas, some breadsticks, chicken wings, a gallon of milk, E.L.Fudge elf man cookies, and some oreos really balance it out.

Too bad I was not lifting weights while I was typing this.

Pick up something heavy and we will move it together :)