It finally happened. A few weeks ago I was having a
particularly rough morning getting our lives in order for work and school.
Things are usually semi easy for me in the AM, Levi goes to work out so I am in
charge of my Diva Baby Miss A.
We wake up, eat, do her breathing treatment and out the door
to take her to school. Well on this day she was cranky about getting up, pissed
off at her pancakes and sausage, and had no desire to sit and do her treatment.
After fighting with her for what seemed like forever to put her mask on, she
finally got her shit together because I had put Mickey on the TV. [Whatever you
awesome parents who don’t allow your children to watch TV…you’re amazing, and
we suck]
My sweet baby pointed to the couch next to her and said, “Mommy
sit.”
And then it happened. I sat down on the couch and
subsequently sat on the remote and turned off Mickey. After the stress of
getting Aubin to even start her treatment, my first reaction was…..F*CK. And I
said it---I said it out loud and with feeling while fumbling with the clicker
to put precious Mickey on before the meltdown started.
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| I didnt do anything |
“F*CK Mommy”
THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the “F-dash-dash-dash”
word! Just like in the Christmas story.
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| Oh man I'm in trouble |
Okay well that just happened I thought. “Mommy is sorry
Aubin, let’s watch Mickey together.” Thank God she only said it once. I’m sure
she stored it in her little sponge of a brain to pull out when we are in church
or at a family function. You know somewhere super appropriate.
A few days after, Levi was making her toast for breakfast
and dropped the butter knife on the floor and butter slushed everywhere. He
claims that he quietly said “Oh Shit” under his breath. Quietly enough so
little miss parrot mouth heard and loudly exclaimed “OH SHIT DADDY!!”
Why does she have to throw us under the bus like that?
Girl just cuss…don’t say Mommy or Daddy after.
Well we made it 20 months. That has to be a record for
someone of my amazing sailor vocabulary right?? And for the record because I know he will love this, Yes, I was the first one to teach Aubin her first curse word...not Levi :)
Do Great things
Linds
